Got your back! [Lofora]

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ uum weell.
BS: ✯ iit's c∞mpliicaateed, iiff yy∞uu'ree taalkiing aab∞uut whhaat ii thhiink yy∞uu'ree taalkiing aab∞uut.
BS: ✯ whhiichh yy∞uu pr∞bs aaree.
BS: ✯ buut uum.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan iit's n∞t liikee eexaactlyy aa c∞mpuuteer gaamee?
BS: ✯ uum whhaateeveer neeveermiind.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu wiill neeeed pp aat ∞nee p∞iint, truust mee.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan n∞t t∞ d∞uubt yy∞uur skiills ∞r aanyythhiing beecaauusee ii'm suuree thheeyy'ree ffaantaastiic.
BS: ✯ aand ii meeaan ii d∞n't reeaallyy kn∞w whhaat ii'm d∞iing iin ffaact ii'm thhee leeaast iin thhee kn∞w aab∞uut whhaat wee'ree d∞iing eeveer ii'm preettyy suuree.
BS: ✯ uum thhaat caan bee aa thhiing.
BS: ✯ buut thheen thheeree caan bee ∞thheers whh∞ caan geet ∞n yy∞uur leeveel.
BS: ✯ ii'm beeiing s∞ vaaguuee ii'm s∞rryy ii caan't geet iint∞ speeciiffiics.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh my.
QW: I'm probably coming off as extremely arrogant!
QW: Gosh, I'm sorry.
QW: I'm making a mess of these things. You're going to think I'm like bipolar or something.
QW: All friendly and stuff and then I start talking like this.
QW: Talk about setting a mixed impression and all that.
QW: I just took the impression I wanted to set and the impression I would set and threw them in a blender.
QW: Then I forcefed you the impression smoothie afterward!
QW: Okay. Uh.
QW: I'm just going to shut up. That's probably why you're going to find someone else.
QW: Let PP take care of the annoying, crazy girl who can't seem to set up her mind.
QW: Now I'm getting all angsty!
QW: Gosh I'm horrible!

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ n∞ yy∞uu'ree n∞t.
BS: ✯ d∞n't bee.
BS: ✯ n∞ sshh.
BS: ✯ n∞ st∞p yy∞uu'ree ffiinee.
BS: ✯ wee'ree c∞∞l.
BS: ✯ st∞p sshh bleendeers d∞n't maatteer.
BS: ✯ n∞ yy∞uu diidn't,
BS: ✯ n∞ yy∞uu caan keeeep tyypiing juust n∞t aab∞uut thhiings liikee thhaat.
BS: ✯ n∞ yy∞uu'ree n∞t eeiithheer ∞ff thh∞see sshh.
BS: ✯ st∞p.
BS: ✯ n∞ sshh d∞n't.
BS: ✯ n∞ st∞p n∞ yy∞uu'ree n∞t.
BS: ✯ g∞g yy∞uu neeeed aa m∞iiraaiil.
BS: ✯ iit's aabs∞luuteelyy criimiinaal thhaat yy∞uu hhuumaans d∞n't hhaavee aa syysteem ∞ff reelaatii∞nshhiips liikee uus tr∞lls d∞.
BS: ✯ aa m∞iiraaiil iis s∞mee∞nee, muuchh liikee aa hhuumaan siibliing, buut aals∞ liikee aa "beest ffriieend".
BS: ✯ ∞nee whh∞ giivees yy∞uu liiffee aadviicee aand ∞nee whh∞ yy∞uu caan tuurn t∞ t∞ v∞iicee aanyy iissuuee iin ffuull truust.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu neeeed ∞nee pls g∞ geet ∞nee.
BS: ✯ n∞t t∞ s∞uund meeaan ∞r aanyythhiing 'cuuz yy∞uu'ree reeaallyy n∞t baad aat aall. 8)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Okay.
QW: I almost went on another angst trip about bothering you.
QW: But I stopped myself.
QW: I'm a responsible young lady, after all, I can't be acting like a child!
QW: Right?
QW: I'm like fifteen years old.
QW: Definitely not a child anymore.
QW: Okay, anyway.
QW: A moirail, like a really close sibling life adviser.
QW: A matesprit is a significant other.
QW: A lusus is a guardian type thing.
QW: What else is there that I've learned? Instead of whining uselessly about this stuff I'll just as well take the time to learn about alien culture!

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ yyees.
BS: ✯ waaiit whhaat aaree hhuumaan yyeeaars liikee?
BS: ✯ shhiit s∞mee∞nee t∞ld mee ∞ncee aand thheen ii kneew aand uughh.
BS: ✯ wee aaree pr∞baablyy r∞uughhlyy thhee saamee aagee.
BS: ✯ giivee ∞r taakee aa sweeeep ∞r tw∞.
BS: ✯ ∞r aa yyeeaar ∞r tw∞ ∞r p∞ssiiblyy m∞ree ∞r eeveen leess.
BS: ✯ whhaateeveer.
BS: ✯ buut yyeeaahh yy∞uu g∞t thhaat d∞wn s∞ ffaar.
BS: ✯ uumm weell thheeree iis kiismeesiis aand aauuspiistiiciism iiff wee'ree r∞lliing wiithh thhee quudraants.
BS: ✯ ∞r ii c∞uuld teell yy∞uu aab∞uut thhee hheem∞speectruum.
BS: ✯ piick ∞nee aand ii'll eexplaaiin iit ffiirst. 8)
BS: ✯ thhaat's ∞ff c∞uursee aassuumiing yy∞uu d∞n't hhaavee s∞meethhiing aas siimplee aand n∞rmaal aas thhee hheem∞speectruum.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well.
QW: We do not have anything called a hemospectrum. That's not to say we don't have something similar, since you have different words.
QW: Like matesprit for significant other.
QW: So if you can explain this hemospectrum real quick, I can tell you whether humans have that or not.
QW: And I am really interested in what these quadrants are. That'd be interesting.
QW: Gosh alien culture is so interesting!
QW: Okay, you asked a question. Well. Er. A year is three hundred and sixty five days, or fifty two weeks (seven days in a week). Yeah.
QW: Okay.
QW: Which do you know more about or would like to explain, yourself? These quadrants or the hemospectrum?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ whhaat ∞k.
BS: ✯ s∞ thhee hheem∞speectruum iis aa caastee syysteem baaseed ∞n bl∞∞d c∞l∞r.
BS: ✯ reed -> br∞wn -> yyeell∞w -> greeeen -> jaadee -> teeaal -> ceeruuleeaan -> bluuee -> iindiig∞ -> vii∞leet (mee) -> tyyriiaan.
BS: ✯ ii'm neeaar thhee t∞p. swaag.
BS: ✯ ii'm aals∞ aa seeaadweelleer aal∞ng wiithh thhee tyyriiaan bl∞∞d. eexceept ii caan liivee ∞n laand t∞∞ iit's juust kiind ∞ff iinc∞nveeniieent.
BS: ✯ ∞k uum. thheen ii aam aab∞uut thhiirteeeen hhuumaan yyeeaars.
BS: ✯ s∞ saamee-iishh.
BS: ✯ s∞ quuaadraants. thheeree aaree ff∞uur. yy∞uu kn∞w maateespriitshhiip aand m∞iiraalleegiiaancee.
BS: ✯ kiismeesiis iis liikee yy∞uu hhaatee s∞meeb∞dyy s∞ muuchh yy∞uu waant t∞ hhaavee sl∞ppyy maakee ∞uuts wiithh thheem.
BS: ✯ aauuspiistiiciism iis ∞nee tr∞ll ffaaciiliitaatiing beetweeeen tw∞ tr∞lls t∞ keeeep thheeiir reelaatii∞nshhiip ffuunctii∞naal.
BS: ✯ teell mee aab∞uut hhuumaan reelaatii∞nshhiips ii'm s∞ cuurii∞uus. 8)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Gosh, you have different blood colors?
QW: Oh my. That means humans would go nowhere there! We all have red blood!
QW: Though there are 'blueblooded' humans, who still have red blood but are born in royal families.
QW: Which are rare. There's like one in Britain and probably some other European places.
QW: There are other places with caste systems, but since we all have the same blood color it's nothing like that.
QW: Wow, okay. I don't think I understand kismesis, but I don't really . . . hate. I don't know, I just don't.
QW: But otherwise it seems human relations are very similar to trolls. Except you guys have a much easier way of keeping track of it all.
QW: Humans have their matesprit. And, well, that's about it. But we can have moirails and auspisticism too. Maybe not as severe, though.
QW: Er. It is different, you know.
QW: Herp.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ waaiit whhaat iiff yy∞uu d∞n't hhaavee diiffffeereent c∞l∞reed bl∞∞d thheen hh∞w d∞ yy∞uu liikee... s∞rt pee∞plee?
BS: ✯ iis n∞b∞dyy aab∞vee aanyyb∞dyy whheeree yy∞uu aaree?
BS: ✯ waaiit s∞ bluueebl∞∞deed iis aa ffiiguuree ∞ff speeeechh ff∞r r∞yyaaltyy, eeveen thh∞uughh bluueebl∞∞ds aareen't reeaallyy r∞yyaaltyy?
BS: ✯ duudeer whhaat.
BS: ✯ hhaahhaa ii d∞n't reeaallyy hhaatee eeiithheer iit juust tuurns t∞ aapaathhyy ff∞r mee.
BS: ✯ hh∞peeffuullyy caaeegaar caan hheelp mee thheeree, shhee hhaas aa kiismeesiis s∞ shhee muust kn∞w whhaat's uup. 8)
BS: ✯ uuhh ∞k.
BS: ✯ diiffffeereent hh∞w?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well it depends on the country.
QW: Earth is divided into like a bajillion countries, and each one is run differently.
QW: But where I am it's sorted in two ways. I think.
QW: There's like the people with all the money and then there's the people we choose to be the leaders. Like by a mass vote.
QW: Usually they're linked.
QW: It's not the best system. All I hear about it is people complaining.
QW: But it works.
QW: As for human relations. Er. Well your matesprit has a kismesis, too? Like there are three of you and you share one another?
QW: Most humans don't do that. Most humans just have a matesprit.
QW: Though some might have many matesprits depending on what they like, they might try to keep them secret and stuff.
QW: It's really complicated!
QW: And, er, I'm not really an expert on it. I've never even gone on a date, let alone kissed someone or had a boyfriend.
QW: . . . or girlfriend.
QW: Y'know, because that's cool, right.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ whhaat.
BS: ✯ ∞k neeveermiind ii wiill neeveer uundeerstaand thhaat.
BS: ✯ aand ii aacceept thhaat.
BS: ✯ aanyywaayy n∞.
BS: ✯ caaeegaar iis myy maateespriit aand aals∞ aanguuiis' kiismeesiis.
BS: ✯ iiff ii weeree t∞ shhaaree aanguuiis shhee w∞uuld hhaavee t∞ bee myy maateespriit whhiichh w∞n't w∞rk beecaauusee thheen ii w∞uuld hhaavee tw∞ maateespriits.
BS: ✯ s∞ liikee aall ii hhaavee iis caaeegaar, iidk iiff aanguuiis hhaas aa maateespriit, aand caaeegaar hhaas uus.
BS: ✯ w∞aahh thhaat muultii-maateespriit thhiing iis maad skeetchhyy, juust saayyiing.
BS: ✯ yyees? ii hhaavee ∞nee.
BS: ✯ iis thhiis aawkwaard ff∞r s∞mee reeaas∞n t∞ yy∞uu?
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't meeaan t∞ s∞uund ∞ffffeendeed beecaauusee ii'm n∞t ii'm juust w∞ndeeriing.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh no!
QW: It's not offensive.
QW: A little awkward because I only know what I've seen in movies and heard.
QW: And yeah, those people with multiple matesprits are often quite sketchy.
QW: Like, they are usually jerks.
QW: But I find learning about alien culture is really interesting!
QW: So like, you have Ceagar as a matesprit. She has Anguis as a kismesis. So Anguis can have another matesprit and you can have a kismesis. And that person could also be the same person, I suppose, as that's one of each.
QW: Which means it takes four trolls to make a complete loop.
QW: Without any sketchy business.
QW: Also I don't know why that is at all important.
QW: Just a neat little thing to figure out, I guess. I'm really no xenologist so I don't know where to go when learning alien cultures!

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ aaaahh ii l∞vee ffiilm.
BS: ✯ beest thhiing neext t∞ muusiic aand paaiintiing aand p∞eetryy aand ∞thheer ff∞rms ∞ff aart. 8)
BS: ✯ yyees thhaat hhyyp∞thheetiicaal c∞uuld hhaappeen iiff thheeree waas s∞mee∞nee whh∞ ii hhaateed whh∞ aanguuiis aals∞ l∞veed.
BS: ✯ aand yyeeaahh baasiicaallyy ii guueess.
BS: ✯ iit iis kiindaa neeaat buut ii d∞n't thhiink thhaat wiill hhaappeen wiithh uus tweelvee.
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't reeaallyy hhaatee aanyyb∞dyy. 8(

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I love movies!
QW: Like, they are one of the best things ever.
QW: I'm pretty sure I reference a film for just about any scenario.
QW: Best way to explain it.
QW: The world would be so much easier if everybody saw the same movies and were able to use them as examples.
QW: But some people don't, so they don't always get my references.
QW: And I mean.
QW: You're an alien, so I wouldn't expect you to get them either.
QW: But then you say you love film.
QW: So does that mean there are troll movies? What are they like?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ aaaahh ii kn∞w.
BS: ✯ ii c∞uuld buut ii d∞n't beecaauusee iit w∞uuld seeeem preeteentii∞uus ∞ff mee.
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't kn∞w iiff thhaat w∞uuld bee thhee saamee iin hhuumaan cuultuuree.
BS: ✯ buut ii meeaan ii waatchh ffiilms thhaat n∞b∞dyy hhaas eeveer seeeen s∞ n∞b∞dyy geets thhee reeffeereencees.
BS: ✯ thhaat aals∞ plaayys aa paart iin mee reeffeereenciing n∞thhiing eeveer.
BS: ✯ buut yyeeaahh, reeaal taalk riighht thheeree.
BS: ✯ aaw shhiit yyeeaahh thheeree aaree tr∞ll m∞viiees.
BS: ✯ thheeyy'ree aawees∞mee aand ffuull ∞ff aart.
BS: ✯ ∞nee ∞ff myy ffaav∞riitees hhaas t∞ bee "maan traaveels t∞ aa diistaant m∞∞n t∞ ff∞uund aa neew ciiviiliizaatii∞n ∞nlyy t∞ ffiind aa c∞l∞nyy ∞ff hh∞stiilee aaliieens aawaatiing hhiis aarriivaal, ff∞reet∞ld iin thheeiir aap∞caalyyptiic pr∞phheecyy."
BS: ✯ hh∞w aab∞uut yy∞uu? 8)