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Post by whimsy on Jun 15, 2012 10:19:52 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Is that a synopsis or a title?
QW: You know what, nevermind!
QW: That certainly sounds like a good movie.
QW: Science fiction, I guess.
QW: Or is that modern fiction for aliens?
QW: Or is that even fiction?
QW: Gosh, there are so many to choose favorites in.
QW: I mean, like, I've filled my old bedroom with DVDs.
QW: My library is huge!
QW: How about we talk about yours.
QW: Uh. What troll movie stars are in that movie that you mentioned?
QW: How do you even refer to those things in standard conversation?
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Post by lofora on Jun 15, 2012 10:31:40 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ tiitlee.
BS: ✯ thheeree aaree waayy t∞∞ maanyy m∞viiees ∞uut thheeree t∞ hhaavee tiitlees thhaat aaree leess thhaan aa paaraagraaphh.
BS: ✯ thheeyy'ree aall taakeen.
BS: ✯ aand iit's aa d∞cuumeentaaryy.
BS: ✯ ∞nee ∞ff myy ffaav∞riitees. 8)
BS: ✯ w∞aahh whhaat dvds?
BS: ✯ beedr∞∞m liibraaryy whhaat whhaat.
BS: ✯ uuhh thheeree aareen't aanyy aactuuaal staars. juust aa buunchh ∞ff aact∞rs n∞b∞dyy hhaas eeveer hheeaard ∞ff.
BS: ✯ wee reeffeer t∞ thh∞see thhiings aas wee'vee beeeen d∞iing beecaauusee iit's w∞rkiing ∞uut preettyy weell s∞ ffaar. 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 15, 2012 10:40:13 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Okay.
QW: So because there are so many movies your titles have become outrageous?
QW: Why not start inventing words for titles?
QW: Like Spanglish.
QW: Just, you know, make them good movies instead.
QW: >.>
QW: Anyway, that's a documentary, nobody's ever heard of the actors in documentaries, even here on Earth.
QW: It's like where acting careers die before they even start, you know?
QW: Unless it's satirical.
QW: Like Bill Maher making fun of something.
QW: Or Michael Moore. Everyone's heard of Michael Moore.
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Post by lofora on Jun 15, 2012 10:45:54 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞uutraagee∞uus? weell ii meeaan thheeyy aaree kiind ∞ff l∞ng buut yy∞uu geet uuseed t∞ thheem.
BS: ✯ iinveentiing w∞rds whhaat whhyy.
BS: ✯ ii duunn∞ ii d∞n't seeee thhee p∞iint.
BS: ✯ ∞hh. ∞kaayy. thhaat's preettyy neeaat, ii guueess.
BS: ✯ aa l∞t ∞ff aact∞rs ii kn∞w ∞ff geet thheeiir staart iin d∞cuumeentaariiees. 8(
BS: ✯ uumm.
BS: ✯ ii hhaaveen't hheeaard ∞ff eeiithheer ∞ff thh∞see pee∞plee.
BS: ✯ diiffffeereent speeciiees aand aall thhaat.
BS: ✯ s∞rryy. 8(
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Post by whimsy on Jun 15, 2012 10:51:58 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Most Earth actors get their starts in smaller roles.
QW: Like Jennifer Aniston from Friends.
QW: Or Kevin James from King of Queens.
QW: At least that's where I think they start.
QW: I've never heard of Kevin James doing a documentary, though I bet it'd be funny.
QW: Do you guys have sitcoms?
QW: Or like a troll Kevin James?
QW: Or anything like that?
QW: You were calling me the troll you.
QW: So there have to be parallels, right?
QW: Especially if you created us.
QW: I bet you guys have a troll version of Will Smith, too.
QW: Like, classy old Will Smith who does lots of touching parts like Seven Pounds and Pursuit of Happyness.
QW: Not Bel-Air Will Smith.
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Post by lofora on Jun 15, 2012 11:13:35 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ...thhiis iis weeiird.
BS: ✯ tr∞ll jeenniiffeer aaniist∞n, tr∞ll keeviin jaamees...
BS: ✯ ∞hh g∞g tr∞ll wiill smiithh.
BS: ✯ thhaat iis ∞nee graaceeffuul iindiiviiduuaal.
BS: ✯ waaiit whhaat?
BS: ✯ thhee thhreeshh priincee iis thhee beest.
BS: ✯ ii hh∞neestlyy hh∞pee yy∞uu aaree n∞t diissiing thhee thhreeshh priincee.
BS: ✯ ∞r eelsee ii d∞n't kn∞w whhaat ∞uur ffriieendshhiip w∞uuld bee aaffteerwaard.
BS: ✯ ii caan't eeveen eenteertaaiin thhee thh∞uughht ∞ff s∞mee∞nee diissiing thhee thhreeshh priincee.
BS: ✯ uum.
BS: ✯ d∞n't teell thhee ∞thheer tr∞lls hh∞w muuchh ii liikee tr∞ll wiill smiithh ii'm tryyiing t∞ keeeep thhaat uundeer wraaps.
BS: ✯ thhee leess hhee's meentii∞need thhee beetteer... 8(
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Post by whimsy on Jun 15, 2012 11:17:55 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Wait. QW: So you do have them. All of them. QW: And they even have the same names, but with the prefix 'troll' to denote the difference. QW: That is . . . interesting. QW: Okay, anyway. QW: I'm not dissing the Thresh Prince. QW: The Fresh Prince was beyond my time, and I never enjoyed the antics. QW: Silly writing and all that. I have no doubt 'the story of the Thresh Prince and how he got into a fight defending his neighborhood and because of it was shipped off to Bel-Air by his mother to live with his aunt and uncle' or however it's called there is quite the classy show.  |
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Post by lofora on Jun 15, 2012 12:20:45 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ yyeeaahh ii guueess.
BS: ✯ straangee liiffee, hhuuhh? 8)
BS: ✯ ∞hh yy∞uu guuyys hhaavee thhee "ffreeshh" priincee?
BS: ✯ ii guueess thhaat's preettyy neeaat. caan't iimaagiinee hhiim aas aanyythhiing ∞thheer thhaan thhee thhreeshh priincee thh∞uughh.
BS: ✯ ∞k iit waasn't thhaat l∞ng ∞ff aa tiitlee thhaat's juust ffiilms.
BS: ✯ ii kn∞w. ii kn∞w s∞ weell. ii'vee seeeen thhee eentiiree seeriiees aab∞uut ffiivee tiimees. 8)
BS: ✯ buut srs leet's st∞p taalkiing aab∞uut tr∞ll wiill smiithh beeff∞ree ii diiee.
BS: ✯ whh∞'s yy∞uur ffaav∞riitee aact∞r? liikee eeveer.
BS: ✯ thhiink aab∞uut thhiis ∞nee.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 15, 2012 20:08:58 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: You sound just like Fresh Prince fans. QW: Why don't troll Hollywood do what human Hollywood does. QW: Find out what movies people like from the past. QW: And remake them with like an exclamation point or something added to the original title. QW: Or raid old TV and destroy childhoods. QW: Like Michael Bay and anything he touches. QW: I mean troll Michael Bay. QW: Does he also destroy all of the stuff you loved as a hatchling wriggler thing? |
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Post by lofora on Jun 15, 2012 20:49:45 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ weell ii aam ∞nee s∞...
BS: ✯ uum ii thhiink wee d∞ thhaat? n∞t suuree.
BS: ✯ iiff s∞ thheen ii aav∞iid thheem liikee thhee plaaguuee ii guueess beecaauusee iit s∞uunds liikee aan ∞ld ∞nee.
BS: ✯ hheencee hh∞w ii hhaavee n∞ iideeaa whh∞ tr∞ll miichhaaeel baayy iis.
BS: ✯ siincee ii diidn't staart waatchhiing aanyythhiing uuntiil ffaaiirlyy reeceentlyy.
BS: ✯ myy luusuus waas veeryy ∞ld ffaashhii∞need.
BS: ✯ ii maadee hhiim seeee thhee liighht ∞ff thhee neew.
BS: ✯ ffaa shh∞. 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 10:54:38 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: You're better off not knowing who troll Michael Bay is.
QW: He's a monster, for sure.
QW: Makes really crappy movies full of character stereotypes and bad dialogue, then covers it up with explosions.
QW: Lots of explosions.
QW: At least that's what human Michael Bay does.
QW: I'm assuming if there is a troll Michael Bay then he'd be the same kind of monster.
QW: But I shouldn't be forcing my opinions on you like this.
QW: I can send you a human Michael Bay movie if you want to judge for yourself!
QW: I get most of my stuff in digital, downloaded formats because I live in a really small town and the stores don't stock anything worthwhile!
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Post by lofora on Jun 16, 2012 12:27:59 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞hh g∞g.
BS: ✯ thhaat s∞uunds hh∞rriiblee.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan iit w∞uuld pr∞baablyy aappeeaal t∞ m∞st ∞ff thhee ∞thheers.
BS: ✯ buut juust iimaagiiniing thhaat ii aam iin phhyysiicaal paaiin.
BS: ✯ ii hh∞pee ii neeveer c∞mee aacr∞ss whh∞eeveer thhaat iis.
BS: ✯ eeveer.
BS: ✯ pleeaasee n∞.
BS: ✯ ii w∞uuld reeaallyy muuchh raathheer n∞t.
BS: ✯ pluus ii d∞n't eeveen kn∞w iiff yy∞uur hhuumaan ffiilees w∞uuld w∞rk ∞n myy hhuuskt∞p.
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't waant aanyythhiing bl∞wiing uup.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 18:17:33 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well I wouldn't want to blow up your computer!
QW: I mean if it's a problem with DRM
QW: Then that's not a problem, I can get rid of that.
QW: I'm a skilled hacker like that!
QW: And, y'know, I have a program someone else wrote that does it for me.
QW: Just need to click Go!
QW: But you're probably better off not seeing any of Michael Bay's crap.
QW: Not that it's, y'know, crap.
QW: That's my opinion.
QW: But I'm sure you'd agree, you seem sensible!
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Post by lofora on Jun 16, 2012 18:34:06 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ n∞ iit's n∞t aa pr∞bleem wiithh thhaat iit's aa pr∞bleem thhaat liikee.
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't eeveen kn∞w whhaat ffiilee eexteensii∞ns yy∞uu uusee aand iiff thheeyy wiill w∞rk ff∞r mee.
BS: ✯ aand eeveen s∞ ii d∞n't waant t∞ seeee thhaat guuyy's stuuffff.
BS: ✯ hhee s∞uunds liikee aa teerriiblee hhuumaan.
BS: ✯ n∞n∞n∞ iit's c∞∞l iit s∞uunds liikee hhiis stuuffff iis aabs∞luutee gaarbaagee.
BS: ✯ liikee thhee aauuthh∞riityy ∞ff gaarbaagee.
BS: ✯ liikee aall gaarbaagee g∞ees t∞ hhiis stuuffff iin ∞rdeer t∞ ffiind ∞uut iiff iit truulyy iis gaarbaagee ∞r n∞t.
BS: ✯ deeffiiniitiiveelyy.
BS: ✯ 8)
BS: ✯ wee aagreeee ∞n l∞aads ∞ff stuuffff iit's weeiird buut liikee c∞∞l aat thhee tiimee tiimee naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ liikee aa hhuumaan aand aa tr∞ll aagreeeeiing ∞n eeveeryythhiing.
BS: ✯ aaree yy∞uu n∞t ∞nee ∞ff thhee ∞thheers whh∞ iis juust p∞siing aas aa hhuumaan t∞ tr∞ll mee? beecaauusee thhaat w∞uuld ruuiin myy daayy. 8(
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 18:41:50 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Trust me, if it has Michael Bay's name it'll be crap.
QW: Especially if it's from your childhood.
QW: Or, well, a human childhood.
QW: Like Transformers.
QW: All of them.
QW: And no.
QW: I am definitely not a troll.
QW: Like I really don't know enough about being a troll to be a troll that's pretending to be a human!
QW: Besides.
QW: Didn't you say you could see me through a window or something?
QW: I'd still love to have that program, you know!
QW: Scroll bar of time~! <3
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