let'ss try thiss again. [alex]

[anguis]

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] has unblocked zeusAmmon [ZA] at 00:20 --

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at 00:20 --

NA: Okay sso.
NA: I have ssufficiently recovered from that.
NA: Converssation.
NA: And in the sspirit of the human emotion called friendsship that your blue-texted acquaintance sseemss so fond of.
NA: I will ansswer your quesstionss and I will not flip the fuck out.
NA: Which iss almosst a guarantee becausse I sserioussly meditated for three hourss jusst to unblock you.
NA: Sso take advantage of thiss.

[alexander]

ZA: Yeah sure.
ZA: First of all.
ZA: Why is Caegar such a bitch?

[anguis]

NA: That iss a mysstery that will never be ssolved.
NA: Honesstly sshe'ss been a huge bitch the entire time I've known her.
NA: It'ss really no ssurprisse sshe doessn't have a matessprit.
NA: Fuck sshe'd die alone if I didn't hate her sso gogdamn much.
NA: What did sshe do?

[alexander]

ZA: Contacted me.
ZA: Hurt my best friend.
ZA: Completely went off on Page.
ZA: Page who is not a fighter.
ZA: Page who seriously did not deserve it.
ZA: Oh, and I got a crash course on blackrom.

[anguis]

NA: Well sshit.
NA: How the hell did sshe even manage that?
NA: Nevermind.
NA: I don't want to know.
NA: But yeah sshe'ss bassically a total bitch and I'd like to ssay that you get ussed to it but you really don't.
NA: Sshe sserioussly needss a fucking moirail.
NA: I sswear to gog sshe'ss gonna fly off the fucking handle and cull uss all one day.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Blackrom.
NA: Now you know that the hate I feel for you iss sstrictly platonic and possssibly not even that becausse blue-text acquaintance.
NA: Venn wass hiss name?
NA: Venn iss a meddler and refusses to believe that we are not friendss.
NA: Oh and quadrantss are a pretty big deal for uss sso like.
NA: Don't bring that sshit up if you don't know about it.
NA: Jusst ssaying.

[alexander]

ZA: You see, that's what I don't get.
ZA: Why do you keep saying platonic?
ZA: I don't think you realize this.
ZA: But such constant insistence makes it look not platonic.
ZA: But anyway.
ZA: What's a Moirail?

[anguis]

NA: Becausse.
NA: Uh.
NA: I don't even know actually.
NA: Caegar iss a jealouss bitch though.
NA: Iss that a good enough reasson?
NA: But yeah a moirail iss.
NA: Bassically ssomeone who balancess you out.
NA: They're around to keep an eye on you I guessss.
NA: There'ss alsso matesprit and ausstisspice.
NA: A matessprit iss like your average human relationsship.
NA: Pity and affection and all that.
NA: And an ausstisspice iss ssomeone who keepss a blackrom intact.
NA: Keepss them from getting out of hand and killing each other or ssomething.
NA: I'm not really an expert on thesse kindss of thingss but I do read and there are a fuckload of quadrant sshenaniganss going on around here sso.
NA: I know ssome sshit.
NA: More than you anyway.

[alexander]

ZA: So a Moirail is like a BFF/bro/whatever.
ZA: A Matesprit is boyfriend/girlfriend
ZA: An Auspistice is a devil's advocate.
ZA: And the blackrom is basically your arch-rival with sex.
ZA: Yeah I'm not completely lost.
ZA: Well, I suppose to update you.
ZA: You could say Venn is my Moirail.
ZA: I'm my own Auspistice.
ZA: I have no real rival.
ZA: And Matesprit...
ZA: Let's move on.
ZA: So where exactly are you guys?

[anguis]

NA: Okay maybe you're not that much of a dumbassss.
NA: We're in the Veil.
NA: It'ss pretty much a sshitty ring of meteorss sseparating Skaia from the Furthesst Ring.
NA: And we're sstuck on a sshitty meteor for gog knowss how long.
NA: Sso yeah.
NA: Not the greatesst ssituation ever and no we are not moving from that.
NA: I can ssmell avoidance from a literal universse away.
NA: Do you have a matessprit?

[alexander]

ZA: Nope.
ZA: Sorry to disappoint.
ZA: Never really had one either.
ZA: Side effect of living on volcano island.
ZA: But what can you do?
ZA: Usually most of my life is not dying.
ZA: Not dying from creatures that should have gone extinct millions of years ago.
ZA: Plus I'm fairly sure I'm not an ideal boyfriend/matesprit.
ZA: So eh.
ZA: Anyway, Caegar also said that I'm a Prince of Space.
ZA: I've got an idea of what that is, but I'm not sure.
ZA: You seem to be the nicer of the two.
ZA: So could you explain?

[anguis]

NA: Oh.
NA: Well.
NA: I can get the not dying thing I guessss.
NA: But I dunno.
NA: You wouldn't be too awful at it.
NA: Better than me anyway.
NA: Alsso wow.
NA: That iss a novel fucking experience right there.
NA: I never thought I'd be nicer than ssomeone.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Prince iss a desstroyer classss.
NA: Sso ass a Prince of Sspace you desstroy sspace or causse desstruction through sspace.
NA: You can pretty much blow the whole thing up or usse it to blow up your enemiess.
NA: I would ssuggesst the latter becausse I really can't think of a decent ending for the former.
NA: But I don't know.
NA: Sseeing issn't my thing sso.

[alexander]

ZA: Wait. So it really IS a "destroy all of existence" class?
ZA: Good God why does this combo exist?
ZA: I mean, they're relying on me being a good sport.
ZA: What if I'm not and I want to take everyone down with me?
ZA: Caegar said I could erase people from existence just by looking at them.
ZA: That's a joke, right?
ZA: And you are.
ZA: With her I'm apparently mentally inferior for not knowing things I have no access to.
ZA: Like the whole blackrom redrom thing.
ZA: Also, I want to ask something.
ZA: Just between us.
ZA: Later on in this game.
ZA: When I've figured this whole Prince of Space thing out.
ZA: What do you honestly think my chances of killing Caegar are?
ZA: She... did something I can't forgive.

[anguis]

NA: Well the game doessn't necessssarily give you a role that you'd be good at.
NA: Ssometimess it'ss one that you have to grow into and hopefully not fuck up.
NA: Which yourss iss, apparently.
NA: And I don't know about jusst a look.
NA: I haven't really paid much attention to your powerss in your timeline.
NA: But you can get really powerful.
NA: Prince of Sspace iss one of thosse combinationss that can jusst wreck a lot of sshit if you usse a little imagination.
NA: I.
NA: Uh.
NA: I feel like ass her kissmessiss I'm ssuppossed to disscourage people from killing her but.
NA: Ssometimess I hate her a lot more than I sshould.
NA: Sso yeah I think maybe you'd have a sshot?
NA: I mean asspect-wisse sshe'ss pretty sscary.
NA: Ass the Sseer of Blood sshe can ssee your relationsshipss and fuck you up that way.
NA: And sshe'ss got ssome psychic powerss that I don't even know how to desscribe.
NA: Sshe literally sscaress you.
NA: Sshe can force you to be terrified of you.
NA: I wouldn't rissk it unlessss you had God Tier though.
NA: It'd give you an extra boosst.
NA: And for the love of gog pleasse don't ssay anything to her about what I'm telling you.
NA: I kind of like living.

[alexander]

ZA: Huh.
ZA: So she literally forces fear and can ruin my relationships.
ZA: I guess it's good that I don't have a Matesprit.
ZA: Though really, the reason I want to kill her is simple.
ZA: I guess to put it in your troll terms.
ZA: She tried to kill my Moirail.
ZA: That is unacceptable.
ZA: As long as you keep quiet about me talking about murdering her.
ZA: Cause she deserves it.
ZA: And... wow. You have her as your hatelover?
ZA: My sympathies.

[anguis]

NA: Oh.
NA: That iss really not.
NA: Wow.
NA: Yeah I don't really blame you.
NA: We've been kissmessess for a while actually.
NA: Maybe a ssweep and a half or two ssweeps?
NA: Three or four years in human termss I think.
NA: Sshe'ss a great fucking kissmessiss but sshe ruinss the resst of your damn life.
NA: To be honesst I don't know how we've ssurvived ass long ass we have.
NA: I guessss becausse sshe'ss sso much sstronger than me I never actually tried killing her.
NA: And killing her would actually involve touching her.
NA: Sso.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Anything elsse you wanna know?