let'ss try thiss again. [alex]

[alexander]

ZA: Honestly, you've done a great job of answering my questions.
ZA: Really, I don't know why you acted like you did earlier.
ZA: Then again, after dealing with Caegar.
ZA: I'd prefer to talk to you even if you're in a foul mood.
ZA: But anyway, yeah, I do have one.
ZA: Who's Jack?

[anguis]

NA: That would be.
NA: Uh.
NA: I get nervouss really eassily and even thinking about touching ssomeone makess me physsically ill sso the whole roleplaying sshenaniganss really did not help at all.
NA: And that wass my firsst converssation with a human sso I wass anxiouss about that on top of everything elsse.
NA: And thiss time I meditated for a bit before talking to you sso.
NA: I'm a lot calmer now.
NA: Jack iss.
NA: Ugh how do I explain.
NA: There'ss a Prosspit and a Dersse for every ssessssion okay.
NA: And every Dersse hass itss own Black King Black Queen and Derssian army.
NA: Apparently there'ss a Jack Noir for every ssessssion too.
NA: He wass an exile in mine and he even helped uss take down the Black Queen.
NA: But ass far ass I can tell from looking at the timeliness.
NA: Jack got a ring and ssomeone prototyped ssomething really powerful before they went into the Medium.
NA: Sso Jack pretty much wrecked a whole bunch of sshit on your end.
NA: And I don't know how yet but he came to our ssessssion jusst ass we were about to claim the reward and wrecked a whole bunch of sshit here too.
NA: And that'ss pretty much all I know.

[alexander]

ZA: Wait.
ZA: Jack Noir.
ZA: Are you serious.
ZA: That douche bag causes all of this?
ZA: Ugh.
ZA: For the record, I'm already awake on Prospit.
ZA: It's just... agh.
ZA: Urrrrggghhhhhle
ZA: New subject.
ZA: What's your universe like, anyway?

[anguis]

NA: Huh.
NA: I'm a Prospit dreamer too.
NA: Or I wass before it got desstroyed.
NA: But yeah definitely check out the cloudss.
NA: They're pretty handy ssometimess.
NA: My universse?
NA: Uh.
NA: Well I never really went outsside the area my hive wass in.
NA: But my area wass pretty ssweet actually.
NA: It wass jusst me and Ssnakedad and my other ssnakess jusst chilling out in the woodss.
NA: It wass cold there but that worked jusst fine for me 'causse I'm not a huge fan of warm sshit.
NA: Pluss it wass pretty hidden away sso people didn't bother me at all.
NA: I mean the whole 'consstantly be in fear of being culled' thing wassn't exactly a blasst.
NA: But it wass home y'know.
NA: What about you?
NA: There'ss only sso much I can get from the timeliness.

[alexander]

ZA: There honestly isn't much to tell.
ZA: If anything, it's my island that's the anomaly.
ZA: The wildlife here is for the most part.
ZA: Species that went extinct everywhere else millions of years ago.
ZA: I'm not sure what caused them to survive here.
ZA: It's not that great though.
ZA: Everything wants to kill you.
ZA: You especially would hate it.
ZA: Tropical.
ZA: With a volcano.
ZA: And Snakedad?

[anguis]

NA: Well that ssoundss exceptionally sshitty.
NA: The volcano iss important later on by the way.
NA: It'ss probably your forge.
NA: Part of the thing that comess with being the Hero of Sspace iss lighting the forge.
NA: The other part iss frog breeding.
NA: I think the Knight in your ssessssion helpss with that.
NA: He did in mine.
NA: Ssnakedad iss my lussuss.
NA: Er.
NA: Wass.
NA: A lussuss iss a guardian.
NA: In casse you were wondering.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh, so you had a snake for a dad?
ZA: That sounds kind of neat.
ZA: Anyway, so that volcano is relevant later on?
ZA: And forges, well, that makes sense.
ZA: Somehow.
ZA: I guess.
ZA: If you don't mind me asking.
ZA: Who's our knight?

[anguis]

NA: It might have been neat if he wassn't ssuch a lazy assss.
NA: But whatever.
NA: I had other sscalebeasstss.
NA: Your Knight iss.
NA: Uh.
NA: Hold on going through the timeliness.
NA: Um.
NA: Pink boy.
NA: A lot of sshit with boardss and water.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh what.
ZA: It's Cash?
ZA: Jesus fuck don't tell me it's Cash.
ZA: I can't stand him and his arrogant totally gnarly radical lingo.
ZA: It's infuriating.
ZA: Agh.
ZA: Please God tell me I don't need his help.
ZA: And that he just can help.
ZA: Because fuck.
ZA: I am not working with that douche bag.
ZA: No.
ZA: No way.

[anguis]

NA: I guessss sso?
NA: Namess don't mean anything to me dipsshit.
NA: I wassn't the Knight or the Hero of Sspace sso I really can't ssay.
NA: But I'm pretty ssure it'ss a thing where the Knight hass to help the Hero of Sspace.
NA: Frog breeding can be complicated ass fuck sso you'll probably want the help when you get there.
NA: But I mean.
NA: If you can manage not to blow your entire universse up even though it'ss completely within your range of abilitiess.
NA: I think you can manage to work with ssome douche.

[alexander]

ZA: Ugh.
ZA: He's a surfer douche though.
ZA: It's unbearable to see him talk.
ZA: He butchers everything about my language.
ZA: Are you sure no one else can help me with this?
ZA: Because honestly, if I'm stuck with him.
ZA: I... I...
ZA: I will probably end up punching his face.
ZA: A lot.
ZA: Before five minutes have passed.

[anguis]

NA: Wow you really don't like him.
NA: Kind of ssmellss like blackrom to me but whatever.
NA: Maybe you could get away with not dealing with him?
NA: There'ss alwayss the chance that you'd fuck up the processss or the timeline if you he doessn't help you though.
NA: You sshould check with your Hero of Time when you get in the game.
NA: Bassically if you're ever not ssure about ssomething you sshould check with them.
NA: To make ssure you're not sshooting yoursself off into a doomed timeline.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh Jesus fuck no.
ZA: Definitely not blackrom.
ZA: It's "why can't you talk like a fucking normal person" rom.
ZA: It goes straight past regular hate, past blackrom.
ZA: And ends up in regular "beat the shit out of him" rom.
ZA: And I guess I'm consulting myself then.
ZA: I really don't want to put Page in that kind of situation.
ZA: Poor girl doesn't need more stress than what she'll already be getting.
ZA: So I'm sort of handling timeline management.

[anguis]

NA: Pfft.
NA: Try not to leave him handicapped then.
NA: The Knight.
NA: Ideally.
NA: Protectss all you bitchess.
NA: Sso yeah kinda important.
NA: Page.
NA: Sshe'ss the one Caegar wass bitching at?
NA: You know I really don't think that'ss a good idea.
NA: If you were meant to manage the timeliness you'd be the Hero of Time.
NA: Sshe'll undersstand time in a way that you can't.
NA: Trying to take over her job might jusst get you all killed.
NA: If you're that worried about her you sshould jusst protect her until sshe figuress sshit out.
NA: Like I ssaid.
NA: Ssome people are meant to grow into their roless.

[alexander]

ZA: Yes, Page is the one Caegar was bitching at.
ZA: Caegar also took it way too far.
ZA: That's another reason I want to hurt her.
ZA: Though that is a problem.
ZA: I don't want her to have to deal with this sort of thing.
ZA: I'm not just worried about her getting physically hurt.
ZA: I'm worried about her getting emotionally or mentally hurt.
ZA: "Screw up and we all die"?
ZA: I don't want her to know about that.
ZA: I really don't.