let'ss try thiss again. [alex]

[anguis]

NA: Caegar takess everything too far.
NA: But thiss thing with Page.
NA: The Game fuckss you up.
NA: You really cannot avoid it.
NA: At all.
NA: And keeping her from realizing her full potential won't protect her.
NA: It'll hurt her.
NA: It'll hurt you all.
NA: Sso while it'ss actually kind of ssweet that you want to take care of her.
NA: Sshe'ss gotta be able to take care of hersself and manage her role.

[alexander]

ZA: And if it turns out that it's too much pressure on her?
ZA: I guess I could lie about it and say there's no real pressure.
ZA: I mean, I really don't want this to end badly for her.
ZA: That's sort of why I'm doing the management thing.
ZA: Keeps her out of trouble, you know?
ZA: Not to mention I have you guys to call.
ZA: Who can watch this shit.
ZA: I mean really.
ZA: I could probably just ask you real quick, then act on that.
ZA: It technically isn't cheating.

[anguis]

NA: That'ss the thing though.
NA: If sshe'ss not good with pressssure then sshe hass to learn to deal with it.
NA: Alsso depending on uss iss not the greatesst of ideass.
NA: Ssome of uss might deliberately fuck with you.
NA: Caegar would.
NA: And more of uss would unintentionally fuck with you.
NA: Sso while we're good for generic sshit.
NA: Keeping the timeline right on our information alone could sscrew you all over.
NA: Even jusst telling you sshit might fuck up the whole thing.
NA: Sso you could kind of ssupport her or ssomething?
NA: Honesstly if sshe'ss the type who would fall apart even if falling apart meant everyone elsse getss fucked with ssomething hard and ssandpapery.
NA: Then you're all kindss of sscrewed.
NA: Time iss not my thing and I really hardly undersstand it at all.
NA: Only the Hero of Time can really keep you on the right timeline.

[alexander]

ZA: I'm pretty sure Caegar made her cry.
ZA: That is how accustomed she is to pressure.
ZA: Ugh.
ZA: I am her Server player though.
ZA: So I think I can keep her out of trouble.
ZA: I just don't want her to get hurt, you know?
ZA: Don't mind me, I'm rambling.
ZA: Anyway, don't worry, I'll figure something out.
ZA: I mean, my guardian is a teleporting know-it-all that's practically omnipotent.
ZA: How much crazier can this game be?

[anguis]

NA: Gogdamn.
NA: Yeah I might have to talk with her mysself.
NA: And no I won't make her cry.
NA: I'll be downright fucking pleassant.
NA: I guessss protect her without ssmothering her.
NA: You really have to let her grow.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Ssoundss like you have a sserioussly cool lussuss.
NA: Unlessss they're a huge bitch about thingss.
NA: That honesstly sseemss to be a thing with lussii.
NA: They're jusst huge bitchess all around.

[alexander]

ZA: That's fine.
ZA: If you do talk to her.
ZA: Please be nice to her.
ZA: She's gotten enough from Caegar as is.
ZA: Plus I've told her to come to me if she gets anymore troubles.
ZA: So if you give her hell.
ZA: I'll know.

[anguis]

NA: Yeah yeah.
NA: Have a little faith will you.
NA: I can conduct mysself with the utmosst fucking grace and dignity.
NA: I jusst don't.
NA: Becausse it'ss lame ass sshit.
NA: But I'll be nice.
NA: I'm ssure you'd figure out ssome way to kick my assss if I wassn't.

[alexander]

ZA: Thank you.
ZA: Really, I mean it.
ZA: ...
ZA: Think you can do one thing for me?
ZA: Say "Mississippi."

[anguis]

NA: Yeah whatever.
NA: It'ss no problem.
NA: ...
NA: Fuck you.
NA: ...
NA: Missssissssippi.

[alexander]

ZA: Ok that made me laugh.
ZA: So should I let you go talk to Page then?

[anguis]

NA: Fuck you and fuck your laughter.
NA: Yeah I sshould do that.
NA: Oh alsso.
NA: That thing with the doomed timeliness doessn't only apply to the Hero of Time.
NA: Don't try to do sshit you jusst can't do.
NA: You'll end up dead every ssingle time.

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] ceased trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --