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Post by solarapothecary on Jun 14, 2012 18:55:45 GMT -6
-- solarApothecary [SA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at ??:?? --
SA: dude
SA: hey duder
SA: are you okay
SA: your moving too fast man
SA: slow down or lese the brain parts of your mindwill be made into the thing like the slurry that makes trolls
SA: all sleuicy and chunky.
SA: also i cant keep up roo.
SA: so yeah.
SA: too much paint fumes.
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Post by alexander on Jun 15, 2012 16:33:22 GMT -6
Another message? Alex briefly read over the whole thing. It was the trolls' space player. Well, he supposed this would be welcome. He looked at another group of imps. Honestly, he had been getting swarmed while waiting for the ogres to show up. He supposed that one group was to take the entire few minutes that they got here. But Alex had a bit more skill than that. A few more flashes, and the group fell and the grist was collected. He honestly wondered if he'd even have trouble with the ogres.
ZA: None of you can flash step, I take it?
ZA: Huh.
ZA: For all the hell I got from you guys for how inferior I am.
ZA: I really thought one of you could.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: Wait.
ZA: Paint fumes.
ZA: Are you seriously high right now?
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Post by anguis on Jun 15, 2012 16:43:56 GMT -6
NA: Alex.
NA: Alex who are you messssaging.
NA: Alex.
NA: Alex.
NA: Alex.
NA: Fine fuck you.
NA: Ignore me.
NA: Oh look the ogress are on your roof.
NA: You sshould probably go take care of that.
NA: They look pretty angry.
NA: I think they're trying to blow up your resspiteblock.
NA: Good job prototyping.
NA: Geniuss.
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Post by alexander on Jun 15, 2012 17:03:24 GMT -6
Shit, he left Anguis hanging. That was rude. That was rude and ungentlemanly. Even if the trolls were being asshats to him, he figured Anguis was actually being nice. Therefore, it was rude of him to leave her hanging. The imps had stopped coming for a moment, so he figured that he would have to take on the trolls now. With a sigh, he started up the steps that would eventually take him to his rooftop, to his first boss battles. He figured he could talk to Anguis a bit while on the way there.
ZA: Sorry.
ZA: Your Space player contacted me.
ZA: Might want to go get him.
ZA: Caegar's not doing it.
ZA: And he is high as a kite right now.
ZA: Trust me.
ZA: He is gone.
ZA: I should probably go take care of those ogres then.
ZA: As for prototyping, will anything do?
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Post by anguis on Jun 15, 2012 17:38:41 GMT -6
NA: Oh fuck.
NA: What hass dressssboy gotten himsself into now.
NA: Yeah I'll bother him.
NA: Yeah you sshould do that.
NA: Ogress are nassty.
NA: But you're fancypantss mcawessomesswordss sso.
NA: Prototyping iss like.
NA: I guessss there'ss really no way to win.
NA: You either fuck yoursself over with really sstrong impss and Dersite royalty.
NA: And you get really sstrong Prosspitian royalty.
NA: Or everyone'ss jusst kind of lame and you don't really level much.
NA: And the Prosspitian royalty iss hella usselessss.
NA: There'ss no way to win really.
NA: Sso it dependss on...
NA: I guessss if you want to breeze through the gatess and jusst asscend to God Tier to take care of bitchess.
NA: Or if you don't want that.
NA: And you go up the echeladder the hard way.
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Post by alexander on Jun 15, 2012 18:59:15 GMT -6
Slowly, he reached the roof, he could already see their hulking forms making a mess of his rooftop. He really should kill them now. Otherwise they could cause his entire house to cave in. He looked at what Anguis had to say. He had already first prototyped, he knew that much. He supposed that he just had to prototype again. And that meant that he would have to figure out what to prototype. But for now, he had bigger fish to worry about. Namely, three ogres, on his roof. Smashing his roof. He looked back at his phone.
With that, he placed his phone in his pocket and went to work. Inside, he felt his soul die a little at not using proper english, but he would survive, probably.
These wouldn't die like the imps, so he needed more firepower. He vanished, he was being fancy mcblurpants or whatever she had called him again. One by one, swords he had taken from the field began to show up, inside the ogres. Namely in their joints to stiffen their movements and slow them down. That would make this much easier. Normally they'd have appeared in multitudes, but that Rubix Cube modus slowed him down. Honestly, solving the rubix cube for each one was a bitch and a half, but it was worth it.
Pulling out his usual blade, he approached the first ogre. Jumping up, his foot landed on the handle of the blade planted in the ogre's elbow. Using that, he vaulted up to the ogre's shoulder, immediately planting the blade in the creature's neck. A fatal blow, he was sure.
Thanks to his Jokerkind, he was able to immediately switch to a new weapon. He pulled out his trusty railgun, and placed on foot on the handle of his sword. As the ogre he had just stabbed was starting to fall over, he performed a pirouette off the fucking handle, using it to launch himself to the shoulder of the second ogre. From there it was simple and anti-climatic at once, he just fired the railgun into the thing's skull and that was it.
Dropping to the ground with the second ogre as it and the first exploded into a surprising amount of grist. He looked at the third one. It was undaunted. Maybe a little angry. He put away his railgun, looking to the other blades he had used. He supposed that he should put them to good use. He shrugged.
He disappeared again as the blades started to vanish, being ripped out by Alex himself. With that, they were being planted back into the last living ogre, for now anyway. Before long, its remaining health hit zero, and like the other two, exploded into grist. He began his work on collecting the grist. Was this why Cory had decided to enter with Venn? It was probably unnecessary. Venn lived on a dangerous island, he doubted the guy would have much trouble with these things.
The others... well, he was sure they'd manage. Hopefully.
He could tell that this should've been a tough fight. It was enough for him to level up on the echeladder. A single level, mind you. But Alex was already decently high in the first place, considering where he lived. Not to mention that he seemed to have a slight problem of requiring a lot of experience to level.
He was now SOLITARY GIANTSLAYER: ALIEN CONFIDANTE
David would shit his pants.
As he slowly filled up his grist, he messaged Anguis again.
ZA: Alright, I'm back.
ZA: That was easier than I thought it'd be.
ZA: Then again, I lived on an extremely dangerous island for most of my life.
ZA: So chances are I'm higher than I should be.
ZA: Anyway, I've already got my prototype.
ZA: Do I prototype it again?
ZA: And if so, what does it decide?
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Post by anguis on Jun 15, 2012 21:27:18 GMT -6
==> ANGUIS: Smile.
No. You don't really smile anymore. Hell, you never really smiled even before the Game, and you're not about to start now.
You do allow yourself to feel a little proud, though. You're sure as shit that no one else is helping out as well as you -- and you're damn sure that Alex wouldn't have even made it to this point without you.
You're nervous, though -- when are you not? It feels like things are going a bit too easily. Something bad happens, you know, or you wouldn't even be talking to these little pink bastards.
So where does everything go wrong?
You shake your head, and becoming suddenly aware of the delay, quickly begin typing again.
[/center] NA: Okay sso that wass.
NA: Impressssive.
NA: Yess I admit it.
NA: Moving on.
NA: Not gonna lie.
NA: I don't know much about prototyping.
NA: Never really looked into it.
NA: Bessidess.
NA: I don't think any of uss ever prototyped more than once.
NA: We didn't have anything to prototype.
NA: You sshould assk your ssprite.
NA: Where iss it anyway?
NA: The sspritess are ssuppossed to be explaining all thiss sshit to you.
NA: Except they're way more fucking cryptic about it.
NA: It kind of ssuckss really.
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Post by alexander on Jun 16, 2012 7:24:03 GMT -6
Well that was done. Alex didn't really have much else to do. He figured he'd just go back inside and wait things out a bit. Walking back into his house, he made his way to his room, taking a look at all the devices that Lela had put in. Honestly, the idea of not knowing what to do with his sprite was annoying, but he figured that he could live with it for the moment. He could always get back to it later, right?
ZA: I suppose I can just get to it later then.
ZA: Well then.
ZA: Any ideas on what I should do next?
ZA: I haven't heard from my Server player in a while.
ZA: So I think she might be a bit busy.
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Post by slayer on Jun 17, 2012 4:06:15 GMT -6
--scorpiusImperial [SI] has started trolling zeusAmmon [ZA]--
SI: Alex.
SI: It is me, Slaier.
SI: From the future. Well, more futurey than the last time we talked.
SI: Past me wants present me to help you, and paster me still doesn't know what the fuck.
SI: So, what the fuck is going on?
SI: Help me to help you. |
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Post by alexander on Jun 18, 2012 19:55:23 GMT -6
Another one.
ZA: Let's see.
ZA: Killed my ogres.
ZA: Had III of them.
ZA: Only advanced I level.
ZA: I figured that since they were bosses.
ZA: I would advance more.
ZA: But I suppose I'm high enough on my echeladder as is.
ZA: Anguis is being really helpful.
ZA: And this is probably in your past.
ZA: But Adonis is high.
ZA: Really high.
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Post by anguis on Jun 27, 2012 4:34:56 GMT -6
NA: Well sshit.
NA: Okay.
NA: Sspace player.
NA: You have to light the Forge and breed a fuckton of frogss.
NA: I don't really know much about that.
NA: You'd have to talk to Adoniss or Bee.
NA: Or.
NA: You know.
NA: Your ssprite.
NA: The Knight in your ssessssion sshould be helping you with the frog breeding.
NA: Sso I'd wait for him to do that.
NA: Um.
NA: Well.
NA: I guessss.
NA: Fuck it'ss been a while.
NA: Oh right.
NA: You have to go up.
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Post by alexander on Jun 27, 2012 19:38:45 GMT -6
ZA: I would talk to Adonis.
ZA: But, you know.
ZA: Paint fumes are a hell of a drug.
ZA: So I doubt he can really do much to help.
ZA: If anything he might me a hindrance.
ZA: And seeing as I have no idea who Bee is.
ZA: It's all on you.
ZA: Still, I don't like the idea of working with Cash.
ZA: But I do know about the gates.
ZA: Slaier keeps telling me to skip everything.
ZA: And just shoot for the stars.
ZA: So to speak. |
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Post by anguis on Jun 27, 2012 20:22:38 GMT -6
NA: Oh right.
NA: I forgot about Adoniss.
NA: Sshit I have no idea why he putss up with me.
NA: Oh well.
NA: I'm ssure he'll be alright.
NA: Uh.
NA: Right.
NA: Bee iss Baltyr.
NA: PP.
NA: Blue text.
NA: He'ss our Knight.
NA: Sso he knowss what'ss up.
NA: Sserioussly though you'll have to get over your thing with the Cassh boy.
NA: Maybe you don't really need hiss help.
NA: But I'm ssure he'll be hella helpful.
NA: Sslaier'ss a dumbsshit.
NA: You're pretty sstrong yeah.
NA: But there'ss an order to thingss.
NA: I don't know what happenss if you sskip the gatess but.
NA: I don't think it'ss anything good.
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Post by alexander on Jun 27, 2012 20:31:53 GMT -6
ZA: Alright.
ZA: Going as planned is likely for the best then.
ZA: Speaking of Slaier though.
ZA: A couple moments earlier.
ZA: Caegar was flipping out on me for some reason.
ZA: When asked what happened, she screamed to ask Slaier himself.
ZA: She remarked he had gone insane.
ZA: And that she was going to kill everyone.
ZA: Do you know what happened over there?
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Post by anguis on Jun 27, 2012 22:31:27 GMT -6
NA: Holy sshit you're actually lisstening to me.
NA: Well fuck.
NA: Miracless everywhere.
NA: I might jusst be a convert.
NA: The clownbitch'ss sshitty religion iss holding up.
NA: Uh.
NA: I think I might remember ssomething about that?
NA: The thing iss.
NA: I'm actually contacting you from ssome point in the future of that whole sstupid ssituation.
NA: And I wass giving zero fuckss about anything when thiss bullsshit on the meteor firsst sstarted.
NA: Not to mention that I'm not exactly.
NA: Ssocial.
NA: Sso I'm not really ssuper up-to-date with everything that'ss going down over here.
NA: It'ss eassier to keep track of what you bitchess are doing.
NA: Viewportss are great.
NA: Aw fuck I got off track.
NA: Sslaier and the clownbitch.
NA: Right.
NA: I think ssome sshit went down between them?
NA: I don't really know.
NA: But.
NA: Worsst comess to worsst.
NA: That bitch'ss life iss mine.
NA: And I'll take care of Lofora too.
NA: If I have to.
NA: I've been planning for thiss ssince I was three ssweepss old.
NA: Fucking highbloodss are no good Alex.
NA: No good.
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