==> ALEX: Enter [Open to trolls or humans]

[alexander]

ZA: Time paradoxes then.
ZA: Got it.
ZA: Well they obviously didn't have a violent rampage.
ZA: That would be news.
ZA: So you just hole up in your room or something?
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: You have a problem with highbloods I take it?
ZA: I'm just assuming that this involves hemospectrum bullshit.
ZA: And that Slaier and Caegar happen to be highbloods.
ZA: Though really, don't stick your neck out and get yourself killed.
ZA: At least not over Caegar being Caegar.

[anguis]

NA: Not that I know of.
NA: Not yet anyway.
NA: It'll happen one day.
NA: Bitchess can't contain themsselvess.
NA: Yeah I jusst sstay in my resspiteblock mosst of the time.
NA: People ssuck.
NA: Sso.
NA: Yeah hemosspectrum bullsshit.
NA: Highbloodss are pretty much all bitchess.
NA: Sschemerss and liarss and meddlerss and bitchess.
NA: Sslaier'ss tyrian-blooded.
NA: He'ss at the top.
NA: The clownbitch iss two below him at indigo.
NA: Get killed?
NA: Pleasse.
NA: I'm not exactly helplessss.
NA: But I won't go after the clownbitch or fisshassss until they flip their resspective sshitss.
NA: Enough about thiss bullsshit.
NA: Fuck you and fuck your worrying.
NA: What'ss the plan.

[alexander]

ZA: Am I to assume that green is not a highblood color?
ZA: Or is this a "hate my own kind" sort of thing?
ZA: Because you wouldn't be alone.
ZA: A lot of humans hate, or hated, each other.
ZA: Considered each other a disgrace, etc etc.
ZA: How exactly am I worrying?
ZA: Whatever, where am I supposed to get next?
ZA: You're the one who can look into the future.

[anguis]

NA: Green iss kind of in the middle.
NA: I like it actually.
NA: It helpss when I jusst want to kind of.
NA: Blend in.
NA: Or.
NA: Helped I guessss.
NA: There'ss only one of each of uss now.
NA: Humanss too?
NA: Damn.
NA: I guessss haterss are a universsal consstant.
NA: Pleasse bitch.
NA: Telling me not to get killed.
NA: I do thiss sshit for a fucking living.
NA: I can ssmell concern from a universse away.
NA: I appreciate the ssentiment.
NA: But I already have a moirail.
NA: Sso I'm all good.
NA: Thankss.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Breeding frogss iss more important than leveling up.
NA: Sso I think you sshould go light the Forge.

[alexander]

ZA: And as you are aware, I have the equivalent of a moirail.
ZA: So no.
ZA: But alright, I'll focus on lighting the forge.
ZA: Ah, what does that entail exactly?
ZA: I'm not expecting a full on answer.
ZA: But something vague is better than nothing.

[anguis]

NA: Right.
NA: Okay.
NA: Um.
NA: The forge is generally ssomething really big that needss to be sset on fire or lit up or ssomething.
NA: Like a volcano.
NA: Or ssomething equally fiery and explossive.
NA: Like.
NA: Um.
NA: Maybe a ssun?
NA: I don't know.
NA: In your casse I'd ssay like a volcano or ssomething iss your besst bet.

[alexander]

ZA: Well.
ZA: There's a large hill out in the middle of this place.
ZA: I imagine that would be it then, but dormant or something?
ZA: I'll get right to it.
ZA: Again, thanks.
ZA: You're actually being a real help.
ZA: Unlike Caegar.

[anguis]

NA: I guessss?
NA: That could work.
NA: Go for it.
NA: Yeah.
NA: No problem.
NA: I really jusst want to get thiss sshit ssolved.
NA: And get off thiss fucking meteor.
NA: The clownbitch iss only really good for fighting.
NA: Sstupid whore.
NA: Sserioussly sshe'ss ssuch a fucking dumbassss.
NA: And all kindss of sself-centered.
NA: I don't know how sshe functionss.
NA: Fuck.
NA: Sshe even hass a fucking matessprit.
NA: I don't know how the ssoporwhore functionss.
NA: They musst be really fucking dyssfunctional together.
NA: Aw fuck ssorry.
NA: Didn't mean to rant.

[alexander]

ZA: Ohh.
ZA: Is this the part where I get juicy gossip about the trolls?
ZA: Wait matesprit.
ZA: Someone actually has a thing for Caegar.
ZA: Trolls sure can be weird.
ZA: Cause I don't get it.
ZA: Maybe you should look into human romance here and there.
ZA: Sometimes the sheer simplicity of it can be kind of nice.

[anguis]

NA: Fuck I guessss sso.
NA: Oopss.
NA: I'm ussually pretty good about not ssaying sshit but I guessss it doessn't really matter.
NA: Don't ssay sshit about sshit.
NA: If you ssay sshit about sshit then I'll end up with half a dozen trollss on my assss and I have fucking been there.
NA: It'ss not fun.
NA: Yeah I don't get how anyone could pity the clownbitch.
NA: But then the ssoporwhore issn't exactly right in the thinkpan.
NA: I have been looking into your human romancess actually.
NA: There iss one that iss particularly.
NA: Moving.
NA: It sseemss rather obsscure sso perhapss you haven't heard of it.
NA: It'ss called 'The Twilight Ssaga'?
NA: By a wonderful human woman whosse name iss Sstephanie Meyer.
NA: It'ss really jusst.
NA: Beautiful.
NA: Her depictionss of the rainbow drinkerss are quite.
NA: Sstunning.

[alexander]

ZA: You do realize Bella is meant to be her, right?
ZA: She is literally Stephanie writing herself into the story.
ZA: She even outright told her matesprit.
ZA: That if those characters showed up.
ZA: She'd outright dump them and their family to run off with them.
ZA: She's a bitch.
ZA: When she was writing a new book.
ZA: Part of it got leaked online.
ZA: She quit writing.
ZA: Honestly, watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy if you want romance.
ZA: Aragorn and Arwen is just beautiful.

[anguis]

NA: Who wouldn't run off with them?
NA: Thesse Cullenss are amazing.
NA: Beautiful really.
NA: Well.
NA: That'ss pretty extreme.
NA: I don't know why sshe would sstop writing ssuch a wonderful sstory.
NA: Lord of the Ringss?
NA: That ssoundss kind of sstupid.
NA: But I guessss I can try it.
NA: Oh.
NA: Fellowsship of the Ring.
NA: The Two Towerss.
NA: And Return of the King?
NA: Wow thesse look long.
NA: Okay.
NA: Watching.

-- futureneuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at ??:?? + 10:30 --

FNA: I.
FNA: I don't know what to ssay.
FNA: You asssshole you're alwayss making me cry with your bullsshit.
FNA: That wass.
FNA: Augh.
FNA: The poor Eowyn human.
FNA: Sshe wass clearly flusshed for the handssome Aragorn human.
FNA: But he rejected her and.
FNA: I don't know what ssopor you've been eating but.
FNA: The Arwen human elf sseemed pretty fucking usselessss.
FNA: Their matesspritsship wass beautiful yess.
FNA: But.
FNA: The Arwen human elf didn't do anything except ssit around and have vissionss.
FNA: The Eowyn human wass much sstronger.
FNA: I hope sshe iss happy with the Faramir human.
FNA: Sshe iss happy with the Faramir human yess?

[alexander]

ZA: She does even less in the book.
ZA: In the book, the Frodo rescue is done by Glorfindel.
ZA: Who does not appear at all.
ZA: She was going to appear at Helm's Deep in the movie.
ZA: But people got mad at the idea of that.
ZA: And it made the actress cry.
ZA: Yeah, Eowyn is happy.
ZA: Why she's happy is up to you though, I guess.
ZA: Some people think it's because Faramir looks like Aragorn.
ZA: And you're missing the point of Aragorn and Arwen.
ZA: Arwen is immortal.
ZA: Would live on and on.
ZA: She gave up that immortality to be with Aragorn.
ZA: Effectively shortening her lifespan from forever.
ZA: To about CXX years.
ZA: 120.
ZA: She dies like the year after Aragorn dies.

[anguis]

FNA: Excellent.
FNA: Unrequited matesspritsship iss a beautiful tragedy.
FNA: And it never really leavess.
FNA: Pleasse.
FNA: That trope iss sso overussed.
FNA: Sserioussly it wass interessting at firsst.
FNA: But it'ss gotten old already.
FNA: Bluh bluh highblood iss flusshed for lowblood bluh.
FNA: Bluh lowblood diess firsst and highblood doess ssomething and diess or bringss lowblood back with their remaining ssweepss or ssome overrated sshit like that.
FNA: Boring.
FNA: The Eowyn human'ss dynamic iss much more interessting.
FNA: And though I didn't really pay attention to the sshort human with the ring and hiss sshort fat moirail.
FNA: Wass the sshort ring human flusshed for hiss short fat moirail?
FNA: It wass definitely hinted at but nothing ever came of it.
FNA: The sshort ring human jusst whined at lot and failed a lot and I don't actually remember anything elsse.
FNA: Their sstory wass boring.
FNA: The Eowyn human wass besst and that iss all.

[alexander]

ZA: Actually it's different.
ZA: Aragorn did have approval unlike most cases.
ZA: Yeah Elrond wasn't for it.
ZA: But Galadriel was.
ZA: And she overrides Elrond.
ZA: What with Arwen being her granddaughter and all.
ZA: Tropes are not bad.
ZA: And no, there was no flushing.
ZA: Even though that is a common interpretation.
ZA: It's so common even the actor is creeped out by it.
ZA: But I guess if you really want a movie a bit less "cliche."
ZA: Go watch Old Yeller?