==> ALEX: Enter [Open to trolls or humans]

[anguis]

FNA: Oh.
FNA: That ssoundss complicated.
FNA: Thesse relationsshipss are sstrange.
FNA: A granddaughter iss.
FNA: What.
FNA: A desscendant?
FNA: Sso Galadriel iss Arwen'ss ancesstor?
FNA: I liked Galadriel.
FNA: Sshe wass pretty.
FNA: For a human elf.
FNA: Why would they need permissssion anyway?
FNA: If Aragorn wass a king and Arwen wass a princessss then they're equal in casste right?
FNA: I don't get the issssue.
FNA: And that iss very dissappointing.
FNA: I thought for ssure they were potential matesspritss.
FNA: What.
FNA: What'ss Old Yeller?
FNA: Human movie titless are sso sshort.
FNA: It'ss really confussing.

[alexander]

ZA: Sort of.
ZA: Galadriel is essentially the lusus of Arwen's lusus.
ZA: Old Yeller is a classic.
ZA: It is a touching story.
ZA: About a boy and his dog.

[anguis]

FNA: What-- oh.
FNA: I think I get it.
FNA: You're ussing your human definition of lussuss.
FNA: Okay.
FNA: Sstrange humanss are sstrange but okay.
FNA: I.
FNA: Okay that sounds impossssibly lame.
FNA: Are there.
FNA: Uh.
FNA: Don't judge me but.
FNA: What are human romcomss like?

[alexander]

ZA: Just watch it.
ZA: And well.
ZA: They're honestly all the same.
ZA: Boy meets girl.
ZA: One of them is all "I DON'T WANNA."
ZA: They start to get close.
ZA: Suddenly something comes up that drives one off.
ZA: Drama drama, the one left behind does some soul searching.
ZA: Goes and gets the one that ran off while professing their love.
ZA: They kiss.
ZA: The end.
ZA: Rinse and repeat.

[anguis]

FNA: Noooo.
FNA: I don't want to.
FNA: It lookss sso fucking sstupid.
FNA: Romcomss are beautiful.
FNA: Classssicss.
FNA: They warm my green expanding and collapssing vasscular ssysstem in a way that doessn't make me want to vomit.
FNA: Abssolutely fantasstic.
FNA: That iss an excellent title for a movie by the way.
FNA: More of your human moviess sshould be named like that.

[alexander]

ZA: Then go watch Bruce Almighty.
ZA: That is one of the few good ones out there.
ZA: I still say you should watch Old Yeller.
ZA: It's sweet, and sad.
ZA: At the same time.
ZA: Watch Old Yeller.
ZA: And I'll watch one shitty movie of your choice.