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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 19:55:19 GMT -6
VC: well, !n a general sense ! th!nk she's qu!te typ!cal
VC: !n fact she's got th!s really adorable romant!c streak
VC: but she doesn't bel!eve !n exclus!v!ty
VC: ! mean ! guess ! don't e!ther when !t comes down to !t
VC: but r!ght now cory's more than enough for me
VC: she just has a compl!cated s!tuat!on
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 19:59:18 GMT -6
AA: Oh.
AA: Well, that's great.
AA: The odds of a threeway are through the roof.
AA: I'm sorry.
AA: I really shouldn't be talking about her like this. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:00:51 GMT -6
VC: no that's fa!r
VC: the odds of a threeway probably ARE through the roof
VC: ! mean you know me
VC: !'m generally game for anyth!ng
VC: and cory
VC: well, cory's a pretty sensual person
VC: somet!mes !'m afra!d that !'m d!sappo!nt!ng her w!th respect to that
VC: because !'m, um
VC: less sensual
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 20:03:32 GMT -6
AA: I'm sure she understands.
AA: I mean, she wouldn't be with you if she wasn't okay with it, right? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:04:52 GMT -6
VC: y'know
VC: ! th!nk you are
VC: BANG ON THE MONEY THERE GOOD S!R
VC: YOU HAVE H!T THE NA!L ON THE HEAD
VC: cory's a smart person
VC: and she knows me
VC: ! trust her
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 20:06:25 GMT -6
AA: You're a lucky dude, bro.
AA: Luckier than me, anyway.
AA: I don't even HAVE a dick. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:08:51 GMT -6
VC: oh r!ght
VC: you know ! had ser!ously forgotten
VC: oops
VC: well ! don't know ! guess !'ve never really cons!dered the category of one's junk that !mportant
VC: but ! guess !t must be d!stress!ng to be one way and have the body of another
VC: !'m sorry !f !'ve been callously neglect!ng the k!ndahuge nature of th!s um
VC: revelat!on
VC: so l!ke
VC: are you tak!ng steps to um, get your body the way your soul !s?
VC: sorry !f that !s too d!rect
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 20:15:20 GMT -6
AA: Not so much direct as it is an incredibly lame way of putting it.
AA: And closer to extremely frustrating than distressing now.
AA: But yeah. It's a process.
AA: A process now interrupted by the apocalypse.
AA: Fuck.
AA: Guess I'm stuck with these perky tits forever now.
AA: They really would have gone better on somebody else. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:16:51 GMT -6
VC: yeah ! sure could've used a pa!r
VC: they would've gone wonderfully w!th my new glasses
VC:
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VC: that !s a joke
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 20:19:26 GMT -6
AA: You acn gt
AA: fUck sorry laughng to hard
AA: momt
AA: Okay. Wow. That was funnier than it should have been.
AA: Let me try this again.
AA: You can get glasses on hellmurder island?
AA: Since when do you need glasses? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:20:46 GMT -6
VC: a leopard scratched one of my eyes
VC: ! hes!tated
VC: the v!s!on !sn't !mpa!red but !t ruptured a blood vessel
VC: so !t looks all awful and red so ! dec!ded to cover !t up w!th sunglasses
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 20:24:59 GMT -6
AA: Isn't it just you and your dad out there?
AA: Has he even seen the Matrix? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:26:22 GMT -6
VC: y'know
VC: !'m honestly not sure
VC: THERE MAY WELL BE AN !NCRED!BLY S!GN!F!CANT GAP !N H!S ACT!ON MOV!E REPERTO!RE
VC: ONE ! MUST NEEDS REMEDY
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 20:28:38 GMT -6
AA: Well, at least I'll know how to recognize you when we meet in the game, Mister Smith. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 20:29:55 GMT -6
VC: hehe ! do cut a fa!rly d!st!nct!ve f!gure, ! guess
VC: but ! won't know how to recogn!se you!
VC: other than v!a perky breasts
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