THERE'S NO TIME LIKE BRO TIME

[ross]

AA: I'll be wearing a binder.
AA: So you won't even have that much.
AA: Good luck with that.

[venndiegram]

VC: GODDAMM!T ! AM COMPLETELY OUT TO SEA HERE
VC: okay we'll need l!ke
VC: a passphrase
VC: so !f we ever meet up by some happenstance and our teams cross
VC: we can l!ke
VC: covertly break format!on
VC: so !'ll um
VC: !'ll scream "VELOC!RAPTOR TANGO"
VC: and you'll reply "ANKL!OSAUR MAMBO"
VC: that should do !t

[ross]

AA: Or I could just give you a picture.
AA: Though to be doubly sure we could do the passphrase thing too.
AA: Here.
AA: I'm the guy in the suit.
AA: The girl was a friend of mine.
AA: Talked me into taking her to this dance.
AA: Didn't end well.

[venndiegram]

VC: hot damn ross you look pos!t!vely dapper
VC: ! feel downr!ght shameful
VC: there !s s!mply no way ! can send you a p!cture of myself !n my present state
VC: ! would s!mply be
VC: ashamed

[ross]

AA: I look manlier now than I did then, thank God.
AA: But I could still pull off the effeminate look if I tried, I guess. Chicks dig it.
AA: It's okay.
AA: Not everyone has as much swag as I do.
AA: I don't hold it against you.

[venndiegram]

VC: you know
VC: !'ve never really cons!dered !f ! look manly
VC: or effem!nate
VC: ! wonder
VC: !'m not really a good judge of these th!ngs
VC: ! bet cory'd know
VC: okay well
VC: ! suppose !t's only fa!r
VC: just prom!se not to mock my d!sheveled appearance
VC: okay

[ross]

AA: Oh man.
AA: Oh maaaaan.
AA: I'm getting all tingly and shit.
AA: Venn D!egram, king of Hellmurder Island.

[venndiegram]

VC: bfffnark
VC: k!ng of tak!ng too long to k!ll a damn leopard more l!ke !t
VC: shouldn't have hes!tated
VC: but that's my own fault ! guess
VC: ! just w!sh you could talk th!ngs out w!th w!ld an!mals

[ross]

AA: I don't think you know how insane it is that you can solo a leopard at all.
AA: Because that's pretty insane.

[venndiegram]

VC: well !t was a leopard
VC: and a t!ger
VC: and two boas
VC: and a few smaller l!zards and lesser jungle cats
VC: !t wasn't very pleasant

[ross]

AA: Holy fucking shit.
AA: It's like Indiana Jones and Rambo had a baby.
AA: Trained in the art of myth-fu by the wise and ancient Jamie High-new-man in his mountain temple.

[venndiegram]

VC: baha now !'m blush!ng ross
VC: !t's not much
VC: ! just know how to keep myself safe
VC: !t's a dangerous !sland

[ross]

AA: No shit.
AA: And the most dangerous thing on it is you.
AA: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow
AA: I shall fear no evil
AA: For I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley."

[venndiegram]

VC: haha thanks ross
VC: ! do w!sh there was another way, though
VC: ! don't l!ke k!ll!ng th!ngs

[ross]

AA: I'm sorry shit went so wrong for you, man.
AA: I'm glad you're okay.
AA: And
AA: Thanks. For being my friend.
AA: *hugs*